at retail store

cnoonr:

employee: have a nice day
me: yes
me (internally): fuck

fuckyeahzarry:

When your product is 15$ and the shipping is 50$

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edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

evaot:

when ur tryin to tell a story but people talk over you

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codeinewarrior:

girl: fuck me daddy!!

me: :O

me:

me: i must go