afloweroutofstone:

I JUST REMEMBERED “BINDERS FULL OF WOMEN" FUCK

thisiselliz:

I feel sorry for anybody that ever caught some type of feeling for me

daftpunkforcutie:

what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it
puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

trangst:

"i’m not white i’m greek"

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even tho im beautiful i still get self conches sometimes :/

(Source: melongorl)

me: ends incredibly depressing sentence with "lmao"

worb:

Who is the target audience for Gogurt? Is it for children? I feel like the marketing is trying to make it look “cool” but I don’t know why. It’s cool to eat yogurt out of a tube. Cool kids don’t know how to use spoons? Spoons are for fucking losers. I’m on a public bus right now and I’ve never been in a relationship and I think about dropping out of college every day

chromeofficial:

when u hear someone singing frozen in public

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