tealwig:

enemaroberts:

friend: what are you doing
me: I’m in my mums car
friend: why
me: broom broom

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Bae: Come over
Me: I'm in me mum's car
Bae: My parents aren't home
Me: Broom Broom

unirony:

*walks into the rainforest* yall alright in here? yall safe?

heteroh:

i’ve never been a hoe but that could easily change

Stunt on me once and I’ll flex on you forever

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cumprise:

God I hate Instagram